★ Main Event · EcommRumble ★
Privy
“I get your email, your number, and the last word.”
privy.comthe enthusiastic doorman who really wants you to sign the guestbook
Privy is the overly friendly greeter popping up the moment you walk in, clipboard in hand, begging for your email like it's a favor to you. It means well, it just really, REALLY wants that popup answered before you've even taken your coat off. Pushy, sure, but with the warmth of someone who just wants to be your friend.
Tale of the Tape
Privy vs The Field
- Record
- Undefeated (untested)no bouts logged yet
- Weight class
- Email & SMS
- Signature move
- The Popup Ambush
Combat Ratings
scientifically made up- Hand-to-Hand
- 64
- Magic
- 94
- Weapon Mastery
- 66
- Footwork
- 58
- Bravery
- 84
- Aura
- 76
Fighting Style
What Privy brings into the ring.
🍿 Popcorn Corner
Grabbing the real tweets people post about Privy… the toad is still buffering. Coming soon.
⚔ Arch Rivals
Same weight class, natural enemies. Throw one in the ring.
Rivals to watch
Tip the scales
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