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Tatari
“The Big Screen Data Nerd”
“Your big screen just got a big-data glow up — you're welcome.”
tatari.tvTV producer who thinks every idea deserves a primetime slot
Tatari is the friend who insists your backyard barbecue needs a full broadcast package with multiple camera angles. It talks about 'reach' the way other people talk about the weather, constantly, unprompted, with slides. Grandiose, a little much, weirdly convincing.
Tale of the Tape
Tatari vs The Field
- Record
- Undefeated (untested)no bouts logged yet
- Weight class
- TV & CTV Ads
- Signature move
- The Prime Time Pin
Combat Ratings
scientifically made up- Hand-to-Hand
- 59
- Magic
- 77
- Weapon Mastery
- 81
- Footwork
- 61
- Bravery
- 73
- Aura
- 67
Fighting Style
What Tatari brings into the ring.
- Buys linear TV and streaming from one platform
- Digital-style targeting and attribution for TV
- Measures incremental lift from big-screen spend
- Makes TV accessible to growth-stage brands
🍿 Popcorn Corner
Grabbing the real tweets people post about Tatari… the toad is still buffering. Coming soon.
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