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Cuts

The Untucked Perfectionist

I don't tuck in. I just fit better than you.

cutsclothing.com

gym guy who thinks a plain t-shirt is a personality

This is the dude who says 'fit matters' unprompted while flexing in a mirror that isn't even facing him. He owns seventeen identical shirts and considers that a wardrobe, not a problem. Confident, a little vain, suspiciously well-fitted.

Tale of the Tape

Cuts vs The Field

Record
Undefeated (untested)no bouts logged yet
Weight class
Apparel
Signature move
The Curved Hem Clinch

Combat Ratings

scientifically made up
Hand-to-Hand
61
Magic
89
Weapon Mastery
61
Footwork
59
Bravery
87
Aura
81

Fighting Style

What Cuts brings into the ring.

  • Structured tees that look sharp untucked
  • Elevated fabrics that hold their shape
  • Signature curved hem and clean silhouette
  • Built a premium men's-basics category from scratch

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